Over winter break, there were a few days that I opted to
take K to daycare so that I could spend some one-on-one time with R. K has what
some might politely call a “strong” personality, and at times can dominate the
focus of everyone in a room. It’s nice to be able to give R my undivided
attention occasionally.
We found many things to do during our time together that
would interest a 5-year-old boy, but that may not intrigue his 2-year-old
sister. One day, after we spent the morning doing an R-centered activity, I
needed to stop by Kohl’s to exchange a camisole that I got for Christmas to
wear under a sweater.
R dreads nothing more than being dragged into a women’s clothing
store, so I promised him it would be a short trip. Nonetheless, he complained
all the way from the car to the door and from the door back to the lingerie
department where Kohl’s keeps their camisoles.
I was busy looking for the size, color and style of camisole
that I needed to exchange when I looked up and noticed that R was no longer
standing beside me. Panicked, my eyes quickly scanned the area until I found
him, three displays away, standing before a rack of very large brassieres. He
had the same look of wonder in his eyes as the middle school boy I once caught
with a copy of the J.C. Penney lingerie ad tucked into his Trapper Keeper at
school.
Me: "R, you scared me. You need to stay right beside me. What
are you doing?"
R: (So loudly, I
actually looked to see if he was holding a bullhorn.) "What does D-D-D
mean, Mom?"
Me: (Looking around to
see who is overhearing this conversation, as I’m sure by now even the unliving
have been awakened from their eternal sleep.) "It’s a size."
R: (To my horror, he
now has his face buried in one cup of the DDD garment.) "Look Mom!" (Gleefully) "My whole head fits inside!"
I quickly rushed him away from the racks of bras, but couldn’t
resist stopping at a bin of clearance underwear. (I like a good sale as much as
the next gal.) As I picked up various garments and held them up by their elastic
waistbands, I could feel R’s eyes watching me intently. A smarter woman would
have cut her losses and run, but I’m a glutton for punishment.
R: (Enthusiastically) "Wow, Mom! Are you gonna launch those things across the
aisle like a rubber band?!"
Moral of this story: R is now too old to accompany me on any
trips that involve undergarments of any kind.
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